Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Reggie to A-Rod: I Hit Cleanup, Not You

When accepting the responsibilities of throwing out the first pitch at the final Opening Day at Yankee Stadium, Reginald Martinez Jackson was obviously confused. #44 actually thought he would be in the Yankee lineup batting in his normal spot, cleanup. "Everyone loves a good straw, and after the Bronx is Burning phenomenon in 2007, I am needed to stir that drink more now than ever before! if A-Rod thinks he's batting fourth today, he needs to put down the HGH and take a seat behind Reggie. Just wait until October!" When asked to comment, Rodriguez simply smiled before asking if Jose Canseco's ex-wife Jessica would be attending this evening's game.

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