At 3:04pm EST today, the Associated Press, South Florida Sun Sentinel and the Miami Herald all announced that Pat Riley has decided to step down as Head Coach of the Miami Heat following a disgraceful 15-67 season, but he will stay on as Team President. Prior to this announcement, Miami Herald columnist and PTI contributor Dan LeBatard was slated for the RV99 Hair of the Week Award for his creatively curly chest hair. However, with this big news, Riles takes home the honors and LeBatard will need to wait for future weeks in order to win this prestigious award. Through his years of coaching and winning championships with the Lakers and Heat (unfortunately NOT with the Knickerbockers), Riles has always been recognized by his token slicked-back hair style. Never is a single strand of hair out of place and Mr. Riley has been using a product called Jack Black Body Building Hair Gel for at least two decades. The product costs a whopping $16.95 for a tiny 4 oz. tube: This unique gel provides superior hold and control with a lightweight clean feel. No sticky residue to weigh hair down, no build-up, no flaking. Panthenol and Vitamin B6 infuse hair with luster and shine, while the alcohol-free formula keeps hair looking healthy, not dry or brittle. Natural Grapefruit and Ginger extracts leave hair smelling fresh and clean. Fragrance Free. Colorant-Free. Go get 'em, Riles!
Monday, April 28, 2008
Riley Steps Down as Heat Coach, Wins RV99 Hair of the Week Award
At 3:04pm EST today, the Associated Press, South Florida Sun Sentinel and the Miami Herald all announced that Pat Riley has decided to step down as Head Coach of the Miami Heat following a disgraceful 15-67 season, but he will stay on as Team President. Prior to this announcement, Miami Herald columnist and PTI contributor Dan LeBatard was slated for the RV99 Hair of the Week Award for his creatively curly chest hair. However, with this big news, Riles takes home the honors and LeBatard will need to wait for future weeks in order to win this prestigious award. Through his years of coaching and winning championships with the Lakers and Heat (unfortunately NOT with the Knickerbockers), Riles has always been recognized by his token slicked-back hair style. Never is a single strand of hair out of place and Mr. Riley has been using a product called Jack Black Body Building Hair Gel for at least two decades. The product costs a whopping $16.95 for a tiny 4 oz. tube: This unique gel provides superior hold and control with a lightweight clean feel. No sticky residue to weigh hair down, no build-up, no flaking. Panthenol and Vitamin B6 infuse hair with luster and shine, while the alcohol-free formula keeps hair looking healthy, not dry or brittle. Natural Grapefruit and Ginger extracts leave hair smelling fresh and clean. Fragrance Free. Colorant-Free. Go get 'em, Riles!
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