Rangers Coach Tom Renney announced prior to the game that Defensive Superstar 6'10" Marek Malik would be a healthy scratch. The Blueshirts somehow found a way to win the game without the services of their 2 goal, 8 assist standout. The question still remains: will Malik now release the photos of Renney having sexual intercourse with 7 goats now that he has been officially benched? It has been assumed that Malik has a healthy stash of anti-Renney photo and video footage at home, which has prompted the coach to play the horrible defensive all season to the tune of relentless boos from the MSG faithful.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Rangers Defeat Devils, Brodeur in Game One Sans Malik
Rangers Coach Tom Renney announced prior to the game that Defensive Superstar 6'10" Marek Malik would be a healthy scratch. The Blueshirts somehow found a way to win the game without the services of their 2 goal, 8 assist standout. The question still remains: will Malik now release the photos of Renney having sexual intercourse with 7 goats now that he has been officially benched? It has been assumed that Malik has a healthy stash of anti-Renney photo and video footage at home, which has prompted the coach to play the horrible defensive all season to the tune of relentless boos from the MSG faithful.
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