In an act unheard of in the city of New York, the Knickerbockers are bribing fans to attend "Fan Appreciation Night" this evening to see the lowly Knicks take on the NBA's best Boston Celtics by offering free food and soft drinks to all fans who attend the game. In an effort to say "thanks...and we know how badly we suck" the Knicks have unveiled plans to dress Head Coach and General Manager Isiah Thomas in a hot dog suit to wear on the sidelines as fans jeer and throw tomatoes at the unpopular and incompetent coach.
This madness is sure to be a complete mess as fans will push and fight one another for sure-to-be watered down fountain sodas and "dirty water dogs." Vegas Odds for the free pretzels to actually be fresh are showings odds of 56:1, ironically the same amount of losses for Jim Dolan's boys this season. PLEASE NOTE: Baked beans and fruit cup (pictured above) will not be offered on the gratis menu.
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