Multiple news outlets have reported over the weekend that Rangers LW Sean Avery's name was found in Kristin Davis's blackbook in the same prostitution ring as former New York State Senator Eliot Spitzer. In fact, the two even share the same nickname - "The Animal."Avery has denied allegations and swears he remains faithful to his one and only love, Michelle Tanner. When asked for comment, Tanner provided only the following statement: "You're in big trouble, mister!" Apparently there is some confusion as to whether the statement was issued towards Avery or for teen heartthrob and lead singer of The Rippers, [Uncle] Jesse Konsopolous. Avery's Ranger teammates do not seem to be taking this matter seriously as they were reportedly "laughing hysterically" during a recent practice.
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