Monday, March 31, 2008

It's Tinkle Time

When it comes to getting caught doing strange acts of bodily discharge, Kenyatta Jones is king. The Gainesville, FL native was the first player drafted into the NFL from the University of South Florida. In 2003 while playing for the New England Patriots, Jones was released after throwing a bucket of scolding hot water on a teammate while he was sitting on the toilet.

Currently a member of the Tampa Bay Storm of the Arena Football League, Jones just found himself in hoter water again (pun intended) when he was caught urinating on the dance floor at The Blue Martini bar in Tampa. He was arrested just before 2am on Saturday and charged with battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting arrest after allegedly shoving an off-duty police officer who was working security for the bar. It sure is a good thing that he zipped up before going buck wild on those cops!

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