Showing posts with label spring training. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spring training. Show all posts

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Crystal Goes Down Swinging

BREAKING NEWS: Leading off the bottom first inning for the New York Yankees, Designated Hitter Billy Crystal struck out swinging against Pirates SP Pat Maholm on a 3-2 pitch.

Before going down on strikes, the lovable actor/comedian fouled a pitch down the first base line, which will go down in history as his claim to fame along with City Slickers and his unusually large forehead. The Yankees signed Crystal today to a 1-day contract to honor the long-time fan the day before his 60th birthday. Crystal received a standing ovation from the crowd at Legends Field that included fellow actor, friend and cocaine addict Robin Williams.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Legends Field: Where Legends are Born


In 1996 prior to their first World Championship in over a decade and a half, the Yankees moved their Spring Training operations from Fort Lauderdale some four hours north to Tampa, where a first-class complex was built directly across the highway from Tampa Bay Buccaneers' Raymond James Stadium.

During my spring scouting trip, the first thing on my list of things to do was attend a game at Legends Field, which will be fittingly re-named Steinbrenner Field in the next few months. Here are some observations from the Astros vs. Yankees game I was in the house for:

- The seats were built for very fat people. I have never seen such wide comfortable seats in a ballpark. Seats are also angled towards home plate so that you don't even have to slightly move your lazy neck to see every pitch.

- I highly recommend "The Scooter Dog" for a mere $2.50, this was the only stadium item less expensive than at Bright House Networks Field (hot dogs there were $3).

- In his first appearance of the Spring, Mariano Rivera failed to disappoint, pitching a perfect inning of relief after Andy Pettitte started the game and went three strong innings.

- Goose Gossage has a mustache. He was in the dugout in full uniform and his 'stache has been officially confirmed. Congrats to the recent Hall of Fame inductee on his facial hair growing prowess.

- Brett Gardner has some serious wheels and a gun too. Mid-level OF prospect started the game in left field and chipped in with an impressive outfield assist where he nailed a runner at the plate on a great throw from left field and also had an RBI triple.

- Former Yankee pitcher and current Astro Shawn Chacon started the game for the 'stros wearing uniform #1. I don't think a pitcher has ever worn the 'Numero Uno' on his back but let's just wait and see if Chacon even makes the squad before we get our panties in a bunch.

- No Tiki Bar = by far and away the only disappointing part of this experience.

- A Mini Monument Park resides right outside the stadium entrance, yet another classy move by this timeless organization.

- Great place for single 60+ males to pick up some hot chicks.

I would highly recommend a trip to Legends Field to all baseball fans, families, Vietnam War Veterans, people with Down Syndrome and most importantly for those with multiple personalities. It is a welcoming place for all to come, relax, and enjoy a completely meaningless baseball game!

Monday, March 10, 2008

Wild Thing's Spring Training Blog - Bright House Networks Field


Welcome all to Ricky Vaughn 99, your one-stop destination for all things obnoxious in sports!

PLEASE NOTE: For those of you who are easily offended, this may not be the blog for you...

My first posting takes us down to Clearwater Beach, FL where I just returned from my Spring Training scouting trip. Spring home to the Philadelphia Phillies, Bright House Networks Field is the home the Single-A affiliate Clearwater Threshers (FYI a 'Thresher' is a type of shark). Replacing the old Jack Russell Stadium in 2004, Bright House had some big shoes to fill. However, the folks at HOK Sports and Ewing Cole had the brilliant idea to keep the single most important piece from the old stadium...the Tiki Bar! Some more observations on the stadium and the game between the Phillies and Tampa Bay Rays:

- The Phillies did an excellent job looking like a small-time organization by strategically placing former closer and World Series goat Mitch "Wild Thing" Williams at a table five feet from the stadium entrance selling his 'No chunk Wild Thing Salsa' and signing autographs for runny-salsa enthusiasts. After the fourth inning, Mitch needed to be carted out on a stretcher due to a bad case of writers cramp from the six total autographs he signed (ta dow, a fellow #99!).

- Despite claims that he is a heterosexual male baseball player, Rays Rookie Phenom Shortstop Evan Longoria has had sexual relations with San Antonio Spurs Point Guard Tony Parker on numerous occasions.

- Phillies Starting Pitcher Adam Eaton is considering using the underhanded arc softball pitch this season as he has acknowledged he is completely incapable of retiring a major league hitter.

- Alcohol is served at the Tiki Bar during the game.

- The Tampa Bay Rays have officially named Don Zimmer's enormous head as team mascot.

- New Phillies 3rd Baseman Pedro Feliz has asked reporters to refer to him as "Peter Happy" going forward.

- The Phillies have more National League MVP Award Winners in the past two years (2 - Howard and Rollins) than playoff wins.

- Tampa Bay OF Elijah Dukes was unable to provide his list of 'How to Beat Women' due to him being shipped to the Washington Nationals in exchange for "funny money" for use at the Mons Venus strip club in Tampa.

- Did I mention there is a Tiki Bar in left field?!?

...Until next time, Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn!