Kentucky Derby Review in Pictures

Kentucky Derby again proved to be the #1 U.S. Event for Hot Chicks Wearing Ridiculous Hats.

Wife of random rich guy shows off designer dress while snacking on vicadin, xanax and double-fisting chardonnay and mojitos!

Big Brown shows off those pearly-whites while yawning prior to running in the Kentucky Derby.

Big Brown, the 5-2 favorite, wins the running of the 134th Kentucky Derby.


Big Brown Co-Owner Richard J. Schiavo takes home Mustache of the Derby Award. Congrats, Dicky!!

This Guy Takes Ridiculous-looking Kentucky Derby Headwear to a Whole New Level

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Having a hard time understanding the following:

1) How does a youth football camp go with the Kentucky Derby?

2) Aside from being Alabama natives, what on earth could Kerry Rhodes and T.O. have to say to each other?

3) Why does the flyer look like an invite to Club Ovation with DJ Camillo on the 1s and 2s?

4) Will Owens being showing these high school football players how to swallow 25 painkillers at once?

5) Will Jennifer Hudson be on-hand with boyfriend Rhodes at the event handing out BK spicy chicken crisp sandwiches?