Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Interesting Ailment for Vincent Jackson

According to Yahoo Sports, San Diego Chargers Wide Receiver Vincent Jackson has been afflicted by the ailment of "dropitis." Hopefully this injury is not serious enough for a visit to Dr. James Andrews of Birmingham, Alabama!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Starting 11 of Ridiculous Names in Football

1. BenJarvus Green-Ellis (RB - New England Patriots)
2. Marshawn Lynch (RB - Buffalo Bills)
3. LenDale White (RB - Tennessee Titans)
4. Craphonso Thorpe (WR - Kansas City Chiefs
5. Plaxico Burress (WR - New York Giants)
6. Devery Henderson (WR - New Orleans Saints)
7. Braylon Edwards (WR - Cleveland Browns)
8. DeSean Jackson (WR - Philadelphia Eagles)
9. Visanthe Shiancoe (TE - Minnesota Vikings)
10. Ladell Betts (RB - Washington Redskins)
11. D'Qwell Jackson (LB - Cleveland Browns)

Friday, November 14, 2008

Knicks Tickets! Get your Knicks Tickets Here!

In another sad move for New York Knicks fans, supporters and members of the organization, tickets are now available at your local Costco...that's right, Costco! Marc Berman of the NY Post wrote in today's paper how the Knicks are exploring new avenues of revenue in this tough economy and for the first time in known history, have established a partnership with Costco to sell packages of 2 tickets to customers at a rate of 40% off for 300-level nose bleed seats. $70 gets you 2 seats upstairs for any game except for the good one's against Boston, Denver, Cleveland, Golden State, etc, etc, etc. If anyone is looking for mediocre seats to watch the mediocre Knicks play any of the other mediocre teams in the NBA, get your Costco membership started NOW!

RV99 Weekly Celebrity Sighting (with her dog, Licorice)

Jets Knock Off Pats, Take Firm Control of First Place in AFC East as Mangini Teaches The Art of Hugging

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Starting Lineup of Ridiculous Names in Sports

Point Guard - Knowshon Moreno
Shooting Guard - JaMarcus Russell
Center - D'Brickashaw Ferguson
Power Forward - LaMarcus Aldredge
Small Forward - Jamario Moon
6th Man - DeMarcus Ware

Let's add all of these names to the 2009 Book of Baby Names! I plan to name my first born Knowshon Vaughan, it's got a nice ring to it!

Knicks Winning Games, Losing at Marketing...

I bet that "Denver Pistons" game is really selling out fast!

Friday, November 7, 2008

Rangers Keep Winning Despite Young Fan Base

The 11-4 first place Rangers are putting together a very impressive start to the 2008-09 season which began in Prague by beating the crap out of the lowly Tampa Bay Lightning. Last night the 'Ning had their shot at revenge but it was clear who the better hockey team was (not them). Rangers captain Chris Drury had his second career hat trick and first as a Ranger while Henrik Lundqvist impressed yet again with 36 big saves against Barry Melrose and his mulletuous team. While the Rangers keep rolling, ticket prices at MSG have skyrocketed. With the recent woes on Wall St. the corporate boxes have become available for purchase to the Rangers fan base. As shown in the background in the photo above following Ryan Callahan's first period goal last night, little kiddies are buying up all the extra primo seats for the remainder of the season. Asked where he got the funds to purchase the $312 face value front row seat, little Joey LaFemina (shown right in white Rangers road jersey) had a laundry list of chores he has been brushing up on lately which included pickpocketing tourists in midtown, money laundering and my personal favorite pimping himself out to the local elementary school girls. "It's mostly the Asian chicks and the fat slobs who need my lovin'," young Joey so eloquently explained. So there you have it, in a tough time for America's economy, young children are stealing and pimpin' in order to see their favorite hockey team win games. Is this morally ethical one might ask? Probably not, but if little Joey can stay out of the California Penal League I say keep doing what you're doing, Joey!

Friday Name Game

Who will have the most success on Sunday?

a) New Detroit Lions QB Daunte Culpepper
b) Jacksonville Radio Personality and Barbecue aficionado Cole Pepper
c) Crisp vegetable Green Pepper

Send your votes in now!

Jackson Plays Flowbee-like Defense

It SUCKS while it cuts (off Carmelo's braids!). Talk about a great 'stache on this guy!