
Rangers Coach Tom Renney announced prior to the game that Defensive Superstar 6'10" Marek Malik would be a healthy scratch. The Blueshirts somehow found a way to win the game without the services of their 2 goal, 8 assist standout. The question still remains: will Malik now release the photos of Renney having sexual intercourse with 7 goats now that he has been officially benched? It has been assumed that Malik has a healthy stash of anti-Renney photo and video footage at home, which has prompted the coach to play the horrible defensive all season to the tune of relentless boos from the MSG faithful.